At a holiday party, friends have filled their plates with wonderful food.
"Lois", a rather pushy celebrant, notices her friend's plate is devoid of horseradish sauce. She says," 'BETTY'! You MUST try the horseradish sauce. It's exceptional."
"Betty" demurs, before being forced to make her way back to the buffet. She serves herself some horseradish sauce. Upon her return, Lois says "WELL? Isn't it great?" "Betty" says, "It would be, if I LIKED horseradish."
I suppose it's not too hard to guess if I'm Lois or Betty...