After a little research, it turned out that THIS was what I was watching. And that wasn’t a garbage can they were eating the pizza out of; it was a box formed by pizza dough (the episode was called 3D pizza) and they were scooping fillings out of the box to put on their ripped pieces of pizza dough, which were the walls of the box. Gross.
Then I noticed that the next show was called Drink Up! and it was about “everything you always wanted to know about beer”.
It suddenly occurred to me that I definitely do not fit into the demographic of this new network's target audience. I had thought it would be a COOKING network with COOKING shows, but after my first exposure to it, it seemed more geared to frat boys.
Oh well. I wonder if my first glance will be my last.